Victoria Beckham: David looks crap in the morning

Victoria Beckham thinks her husband looks “c**p” in the mornings. The former Spice Girls sing-turned-fashion designer admits she felt relieved when she caught a glimpse of her soccer star spouse David Beckham looking less-than-perfect just after he woke up.

“The other morning I looked across at David just after he’d woken up and thought you look really crap. THANK GOD, because this is a man who always looked so perfect,” Victoria told Britain’s Vogue magazine.

Also in her interview with the publication, Victoria — who has sons Brooklyn, 11, Romeo, 8, and five-year-old Cruz with David — admitted she has given up hope of having a daughter, discusses how and tell at her children’s school and reveals she has had her breast implants removed.

It seems Victoria now sees her husband differently as just three months ago she gushed about how he looks good all the time.

“He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like s**t in the morning. Never,” she said.

“So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”

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