Jeremy Clarkson has rented a bull with ‘massive testicles’ to expand his cattle on his Diddly Squat farm

OHMYGOSSIP — Jeremy Clarkson has rented a bull with “massive testicles” to expand his cattle on his Diddly Squat farm.
The 62-year-old presenter – who fronts Amazon docuseries ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ – rented Break-Heart Maestro in an attempt to boost his livestock and had hoped that “with a little bit of luck” his cows would all be “up the duff” at the same time.
He told the Daily Star newspaper: “I’ve rented a bull. He has testicles the size of space hoppers, his name is Break-Heart Maestro. With a bit of luck, he’d get them all up the duff at roughly the same time, which would make calving easier. My cows came round the corner… their walk turned into am sashay!”
But according to the ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?’ host, Break-Heart “didn’t appear to be up for sex” and “chewed up the grass in his temporary new home and took in the views.”
According to Clarkson, one cow was so sexually deprived she tried to mount the bull instead.
He added: “She was thrusting away like a good ‘un.”
News of the rented bull comes just days after the former ‘Top Gear’ star announced that his Diddly Squat Farm pig had died in the heatwave that swept through England and Europe.
He wrote on Twitter: “Thankfully, the global warming is now over but tragically, its brief visit took the life of my big pig. RIP pig,”
Twitter users flocked to his tweet with angry responses, after Clarkson was downplaying the seriousness of the heatwave.
One user wrote: “Perhaps you will realise how serious this is then. How would you like it if your land was on fire and you were struggling to harvest enough food to keep your animals fed or winter, let alone anything else? I feel sorry for the proper farmers.”

Source: VacationHunter.Online

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