Tamara Ecclestone is getting married

OHMYGOSSIP — Tamara Ecclestone, who you may know/envy from being one of the richest girls on the planet is getting married, Showbizspy mediates. And while we wait for the stiffie to come through the post/be delivered in a Cartier box alongside gifts of a free nature, let’s look at what her wedding will entail:

– A three day party in the South of France followed by the nuptials at the rather swish Grand Hotel Du Cap Ferrat. (We’ve been. It’s nice if you like that sort of thing.)

– All 73 rooms of the hotel have been booked out – right out! – at a cost of $1.5million. Which is about ten bucks in normal people’s money.

– Sir Elton John is singing. He’s charging $2million. Which is about one day’s spending money in his, er, money.

– Lionel Richie is also singing. He’s a bit cheaper.

– Guests will include the Queen’s grandchildren, Princesses Eugenie and Beatrice, who are never knowingly not at any opening of an air vent these days. And Paris Hilton. Oh.

– Oh yeah, the groom. Some stockbroker who works in London’s financial district. Didn’t quite catch the name.

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