Robert Pattinson scared of comedy

OHMYGOSSIP — Robert Pattinson has vowed never to appear on Saturday Night Live — because he’s too scared. The actor thinks he’d be “terrible” at trying to be funny on-demand.

“Doing comedy is impossible. I would be terrible. People have asked me to do things like Saturday Night Live, and there is just no way, not in a million years,” he said.

“That’s just way too scary. I used to not care about what anyone thought about anything. Now I’m forced into thinking about things if I want to have a career. Maybe it’s because I’m older.

“I used to be a little bit wilder, but it’s difficult to do that now. I used to want to do the craziest things, as I had no understanding that I had an audience. All I wanted to do was weird stuff, but it’s different now – people have an expectation. You have to think about things objectively.”

Rob recently insisted he’ll never do shirtless acting.

“I’d have to make a lifestyle change if I wanted to do shirtless acting,” he said.

“But it seems like every single actor in the world is going a ‘Taylor Lautner’ scene — it’s crazy. They have a scene where they walk out with like a 12-pack. It’s like, ‘Really? You’re playing a normal guy! That doesn’t make any sense.’

“But that’s a prerequisite of being an actor. Or you can get fat!”

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